Welcome to Dirty Britain Magazine

We neglect fish and chips for tits and slits and replace sights like Buckingham Palace with the naughtiest corners of the British Isles instead. We’re a sexually-liberated British couple with a passion for writing about everything kinky in our native land.

From notorious sex guides covering towns and cities across the UK to true sex stories you’ll never forget, Dirty Britain sheds a neon red light on the naughty side of the United Kingdom. Take a seedy trip through our site, and we guarantee it’ll change how you see Britain forever!

Meet The Team



From making men cry in pain to making them wail with pleasure, there are a few avenues of sex I haven’t explored. I’ve been a sexually liberated adult since my early twenties and have deeply explored every enlightening sexual opportunity that has been placed before me. These days, I take great pride in spreading such liberation to others and informing them of the erotic treats across the British Isles. Since founding Dirty Britain Magazine in 2007, I’ve developed a dirty channel to do so!



Like any red-blooded male, I love nothing more than hard, uninhibited sex with loose women. But I’m not talking about plain old missionary sex. My idea of fun is being at the forefront of a gangbang, on my knees in a Femdon dungeon, or pushing boundaries with double anal sluts. But the thing I love most? Teaching others how to find mind-blowing opportunities for sexual experiences that they previously thought only existed in porn. Through my work at Dirty Britain magazine, I do just that.