Blackpool, known as the Las Vegas of the North, is the UK’s city of sin. After having filthy drunk anal sex with a teen Chav slut, I finally understood why.

I was in Blackpool for a work trip, and the company had put me in a large, dated, but comfortable hotel with a view over the Irish Sea.

With a lot of free time on my hands outside of work, I walked up the promenade and had a few beers in some of the seaside town’s vibrant bars and pubs.

The bars were packed with hen dos dressed like absolute whores making my cock tingle. But going on the pull alone comes with many obstacles, so I went for plan B.

Back at my hotel, I had two options: take care of my throbbing cock with the help of hardcore porn on the TV, or see what sluts were looking for fun on Adult Friend Finder.

As a man of culture, I naturally went for the latter. It didn’t take me long to hit the jackpot in the form of a 19-year-old Chav slut called Lauren, or Loz, from South Blackpool.

Petite, blonde, and with those soft, natural tits that just melt in your hands, her profile on the app made the other eager sluts around her fade away.

Her bio read: “I’m Lauren. Not sure why I am on here, lol. Looking to meet new people, I suppose. Message me”. The classic bio of a thinly-veiled slut. I dropped her a message.

“Hey, Lauren! How are you finding Blackpool? I’m up here for a few days with work but looking for something exciting to do in the meantime. Stunning pictures, by the way. x”

I saw she’d viewed my Adult Friend Finder profile, and she soon typed a message in response. A rope of pre-cum was already dribbling from my cock.

Loz was in Blackpool for her friend’s birthday. Today was their final day; they were sitting in a bar on the promenade, nursing a hangover and sheltering from the rain outside.

As I chatted to Loz, we started flirting, and she told me her group of friends had some arguments, and the atmosphere was a bit sour.

I told her she could come and chill with me for a bit if she needed a break. To my surprise, she was more than keen but dissuaded by the distance.

My hotel was twenty minutes away from Loz, and it was now pissing down, so I ordered her an Uber. Eagerly watching the teen Chav pussy coming towards me via the app.

A Sexy Chav Slut Delivered To My Door

From my rain-covered window on the hotel’s top floor, I caught a glimpse of Loz as she covered her hair with a handbag and ran from the taxi into the cover of the hotel lobby.

I only saw a flash of blonde hair and short legs caked in fake tan. Then, my Adult Friend Finder app buzzed. “Which way do I go, babe?”

Loz had no sense of direction, so getting her to my room was a nightmare. But finally, I heard the elevator door open, followed by the snap of heels echoing down the corridor.

Looking through the peephole, I saw a nervous-looking Loz eyeing the corridor in each direction and stepping side the side anxiously. All of it faded when I opened the door.

“Heyyyy!” she said, flashing a row of bleached white teeth and greeting me with a hug. “Sorry about all the drama getting here, babe; I’m fuckin’ shit with directions! Haha!”

Visibly drunk and hungover at the same time, Loz walked in like she owned the place, sat on the bed, a placed a bottle of cheap wine she had brought on the table in the room.

“Fuckin’ hell, that view’s lovely! How much is this room costin’ ya?” She asked, kneeling on the bed and looking out the window with her ass in the air. “Got any glasses for this babe?”

In knee-high boots, a short figure-hugging dress, heavy makeup and what smelt like an entire bottle of cheap perfume, she looked so fuckable it was unbelievable!

Two bouncy tits complimented her petite frame and detracted from her pot belly and slightly lazy eye. Similarly, her botox lips drew all attention away from her imperfections.

We poured some drinks and watched British trash TV together and chatted. The cheap wine tasted awful, but I felt I’d have something much sweeter to take the taste away soon.

Then, as the wine flowed and we both became increasingly at ease and closer to each other, she casually said something that changed everything.

“Oh, this program is shit, innit?” Loz said, pausing to gulp her wine before giggling about what she was about to say next, “is there any porn on this?”.

“Fucking right, there is!” I laughed, switching to the HD Brazzers content deep in the channels, “what sort of stuff are you into?”

A British Chav Porn-Lover

The sexual tension in the room was boiling as the screams and moans of double penetration porn filled the air, and Loz and I discussed what type of smut we were into.

“I watch all types of porn, but anal is my favourite!” Loz said boldly. “I hated it the first time I did it, but I loved it after a couple of tries. Everyone says I’ve got a porn ass.”

“Oh, yeah? Show me”, I said to Loz as she laughed, stood up and turned her ass towards me, “they’re absolutely right!” I laughed as I landed a firm slap on her Chav ass.

“Look at her asshole, though”, Loz said as her gaze turned back towards the pornstar on TV, “it’s a proper perfect pornstar asshole. I hope mine looks like that, haha!”

As her sexual bravado grew bolder, a glazed, horny look descended over her eyes, and she was increasingly biting her lip. Loz knew what she was doing.

This teen Chav slut was as bold as a nympho twice her age, and she was waiting for me to take the lead.

“Well, I’ve seen a lot of porn, ha!” I said with a sip of my wine, “why don’t you show me your ass, and I’ll hold Blackpool’s first porn-asshole judging contest?”

Lauren covered her mouth with her hand and laughed loudly, causing her tits to shake through her dress.

Then, with her laugh morphing into a dull, lustful moan, she bent over, hiked up her slutty dress, and removed her black panties.

I felt like I was dreaming as I watched her 19-year-old pussy lips peel off the sleek fabric of her underwear before she was left naked from the waist down, aside from her black boots.

Bending over the table next to the TV, Loz watched the porno with a seedy smile on her slutty Chav face before throwing her arms back and sliding her asscheeks apart.

The sight greeted me with a beautiful rosebud asshole that was clearly no virgin. Below was her slightly meaty Chav pussy complimented with a small garden of blonde stubble.

“Well, what do you think?” Loz giggled, “is it a pornstar ass or not?”

“I’m not sure you know, babe,” I whispered whilst placing my hands on her soft, bouncy asscheeks. “I might have to do a taste test!”

“Well, what the fuck are you waiting for?” Loz laughed, bending over the table further, “I want to know!”

Drunk Teen Anal Sex With Blackpool’s Finest

I dropped to my knees and gripped Loz’s thighs like you’d grip a dumbbell on the last rep and plunged my face between the heavenly cheeks of this teen Chav slut.

“Ohh, fuckkkk!” Loz moaned as my tongue went up into her asshole with ease. I tongued her hole like it was my last meal on earth. “I fuckin’ love that! How do I taste, babe?”

I answered her without words by alternating between punching her asshole with my tongue and long licks from her clit to her lower back; no part of her nether regions was spared.

Loz’s skin felt beautiful to the touch. She had that perfectly smooth, moisturized, and soft sensation to the touch that all whores seemed to have. It sent me wild.

After eating her out for about fifteen minutes, Loz’s thighs began to shake. But I decided that she wasn’t cumming yet.

Pulling my face away from her ass, I admired the results of my work. Her ass had been gently worked by my tongue and was now dripping wet, slightly gaped and winking at me.

Standing up, I pulled Loz around and plunged my tongue down her throat as she gripped her gold ring-clad hands around the back of my head and moaned wildly.

“That’s how you taste, you naughty little slut,” I said with an Alpha male growl that made her grunt with lust. “Let’s finish this ass judging contest off with the real test, shall we?”

That was all Loz needed to hear. She propped herself up on the bed in Doggystyle with her freshly tongued asshole in the air. This girl was clearly no stranger to anal.

Taking out a bottle of lube and some latex condoms from my back, Loz stopped me in my tracks.

“Oh, shit, babe!” she said, disappointed whilst inspecting the condom box. “Are they latex Johnnies (condoms)? I’m allergic and can’t use them.”

For fucks sake! I thought, what a mood killer. But then, the carefree Loz said something that put all my worries to bed.

“I mean, you can fuck me bareback… If you want?” Loz said with a slight smirk, insinuating it was more of a demand than a question. “I don’t have anything”.

In a horny haze, I threw caution to the wind. Lathering my cock in a generous layer of lube, I introduced the fat head of my cock to Loz’s ringpiece.

I’d opened up her ass, but there was still resistance. Holding Loz down by her shoulders, I slowly entered her forbidden tunnel. Then, it happened—that beautiful moment.

“Oh… my… fucking… ohhhh!” Loz wailed as the resistance of her sphincter collapsed, and my cock slid into the depths of her asshole until my balls glided over her asscheeks.

Unsure whether to take it easy on this 19-year-old asshole, my concerns were vanquished when Loz demanded that I “fuck her like I meant it!”

Her Chav pussy was soon bent and distorted as my dick pushed her crotch in on itself through a relentless invasion of her asshole. Loz didn’t care; she just moaned like a whore.

Looking out of the window above the bed at the sea below, I saw couples walking along the seafront. Little did they know of the filth taking place in the beachfront hotel next to them.

When I pulled out, I briefly admired the damage done to her ass which was now puffy and engorged, before laying Lauren on her back to fuck her in standing missionary.

“S… S… Spppp”, Loz stammered face to face with me, struggling to speak as my cock ravaged her ass mercilessly. “Spit in my mouth, daddy!”

Fucking hell! I thought, momentarily stopping my rhythm to stop myself from cumming; what a filthy little bitch!

Loz looked slightly nervous at my pause and perhaps thought she’d pushed it too far. But I soon restored her confidence by yanking her mouth open and spitting inside.

She closed her artificially-modified lips with a satisfied look on her face. As my spit mixed with hers, she spat it back onto her hand and began rubbing her clit.

Loz’s high-heeled boots were next to my head, with her soft, fake-tanned legs over my shoulders. I could smell the stale alcohol they’d absorbed from the floors of countless bars.

As the fucking continued, I was in disbelief that she wasn’t stopping me. She was only 19, but she had the sexual staying power of a veteran whore. I was massively impressed.

Suddenly, Loz’s eyes squinted, and her mouth formed an O. She was about to cum with my dick in her ass. I knew this girl liked her men in control, so I yanked her hand off her clit.

“Listen, you cum when I say you can cum, understand?” I barked, “sit on your hands like a good girl whilst daddy used your beautiful asshole”.

She did as she was told, and the dominant takedown had really turned her on. By now, her Chav pussy was glazed with a layer of wetness.

“I bet you turn heads when you’re in a pub, don’t you?” I said between sucking her big Chav tits. “These are fucking beautiful!”

After about twenty minutes of hard fucking in different positions, Loz’s hole had transformed from a tight asshole into the feeling of a loose pussy.

Now, she was that gaped; it felt like I was fucking her mouth. It was time to switch holes and let her wrecked ass recover a little.

A Wet Ending To The Drunk Anal Adventure, And Not Because of The Rain

At this point, Loz was a messy, shaking wreck. Her makeup was running, her botox lips were covered in spit and smeared lipstick, and her body was clucking for an orgasm.

“Please, daddy! Please, can I cum? I’m fucking begging you, daddy!” Loz wailed as a woman possessed by lust. I decided it was time. She’d certainly earned it.

I pulled Loz off the bed, and she dropped into a squat position with her legs spread like the letter M. Her mouth opened obediently, presenting another silky, warm hole for my dick.

Pinned against the wall, I slammed my dick into the back of her throat like it was a pussy. Although she gagged violently, Loz maintained fierce, unfaltering eye contact with me.

As her body convulsed and tensed with the extreme throat fucking, Loz unleashed involuntary, fart-like gusts of air that had been pushed into her asshole during sex.

Watching this teen Chav slut suck lube, pre-cum, and the taste of her own ass off my dick was one I’ll remember forever. The sheer debauchery of it all pushed her over the edge.

Suddenly, Loz’s body went limp. It felt like I was fucking a sex doll. Looking down in a panic, I was worried she’d passed out or something. But oh, how beautifully wrong I was.

Squatting with her legs spread and pinned against the wall, Loz’s eyes had rolled back, her body shook violently, and a river of squirt was unceremoniously leaking from her pussy.

I pulled my cock out of her mouth and threw her on the bed. Laying on her back in a daze, I sucked the juices from her soaking Chav pussy before rudely reentering her ass.

The dazed, confused look on her beautiful face was a sight to behold. Her deepthroat spit had fused some of her blond hair to her plump lips, and her eyes were red from gagging.

“I’m… I’m gonna cum!” I roared as Loz gripped my thighs to pull me in deeper. “I’m gonna cum straight into your stomach, you fucking little whore!”

My body froze as I painted the walls of this teen Chav slut’s ass with my sperm. As each rope of cum shot up her, an increasingly wide smirk of satisfaction appeared on her face.

My blurry gaze went from Loz’s sweat-covered tits to her cum-drunk face and out towards the sea view from my window. It felt like the orgasm lasted forever.

After our drunk anal sex session, I collapsed on the bed beside her and rested my hand on her tits as we made pillow talk together.

As we cuddled in our own juices and mess, I briefly caught a glimpse of Loz’s screensaver. It was her kissing her boyfriend surrounded by a love heart. Sorry mate, I thought.

After a while, Loz touched up her makeup, fixed her hair, and got ready to leave and return to her friends.

As we shared a hug and kiss to say goodbye, the scent of sex clung to her and was poorly masked by another layer of cheap Chav perfume.

True to form to any Chav slut, she retrieved the cheap bottle of wine she’d brought and took it away with her. Naturally, I didn’t protest.

Her black panties were pulled back over her wrecked, cum-filled asshole and squirt-drenched pussy. She didn’t shower or anything.

I sometimes wonder if she pulled again that night. With a lucky guy unknowingly putting his dick into the carnage I’d made of this drunk Chav’s pussy and ass.

After cleaning the sex mess from my raw dick, I took a beer from the fridge and sat on the bed, avoiding the pools of spilt semen, squirt, spit, and lube.

Looking out over the rude grey skies and unforgiving waves of the Irish Sea, I thought this city of sin might not be Las Vegas, but Blackpool will certainly do for me!

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